#like michael myers

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[buffy-of-ren]

Oh shit it’s October

[rhaenyra]

Call of Duty Season 6: The Haunting

[bozo4michael]

[tianhai03]

hi hello long time no see and happy halloween everyone. have some michael myers doodles🔪

[spookieloverslittlemind]

loving slashers is the most extreme end of the asshole x sunshine trope and y/n syndrome. every slasher slut is of the view they would be the exception to said slasher’s victim pool, the one person that slasher doesn’t kill bc they’re nOt LiKe thE oTheR vIcTiMs.

“🥰 he wouldn’t kill me bc-“

girl yes he would. you would not last 4 seconds in a room w any slasher. they would gut you. and while spluttering blood you’d thank them.

[hugs-and-stabbies]

I love your art so much, it makes me so happy! Would you be able to do Jake scared and/or hurt? Or maybe jayers with some angst or comfort? I’m sorry I’m a huge sucker for that stuff and I love the way you draw Jake and Michael. I hope your day has been awesome!

i get you, i too love making Jake go through The Horrors even more than he already does 😔✊

drawing that last one reminded me of this lmaooo

[matchavtea]

i dont think ill ever get over him

[zimt-deathnote]

"Trick or treat, motherfucker?"

[downsteepy]

los pollos hermanos

[jokesonyouimfruity]

The roadkill men,

They get into shenanigans

[eerie-candid]

I need some cute Vincent x Michael in my life right now, I need a little escape 🙃

They know

[daenystheedreamer]

alicole meeting at bible camp both have sexuality issues (alicent lesbian, criston c̵͎̖̟̔̾͑̅͑̅ͅe̸̙̮̾͌ĺ̷̰͊̒̆̾͋ḭ̷̟̮̾͗̀͘̕͠b̴̭̓̍a̶͙͊̒̚t̷̬̣̥̣͂e̴̛̪̘̩̰̞͌͒͆͘ͅ) and theyre like total enablers of each other's freak. alicent HES NOT EVEN GAY HE JUST LOVES CHRIST criston ITS NOT LESBIAN TO ADMIRE THE FEMALE FORM THATS MARIAN DEVOTION meanwhile alicent is 100% of the time thinking of the scissoring/sloppy makeout/light fingering incident at her and rhaenyra's muggy late summer sleepover in 10th grade and criston is death glaring rhaenyra and her gay boyfriend for a length of time thats stopped being evangelical style homophobic and is just weird

[our-sinister-night]

More beach slashers 🏖️☀️

[thevillainsfangirl]

This is gonna ruffle a lot of feathers, I’m sure, but...

If you're going to love a fictional villain, LOVE THEM AS A VILLAIN! Stop trying to make them into some Good Person™ that they’re not. What is it that you even like about them? You think they're hot?

Quit being a pussy! THEY'RE FICTIONAL. It's not some moral dilemma if you love a villain AS A VILLAIN.

(Remade this old post because I had some characters to add.)

[avocadoraisin]

Now its HIS day!!

they're pregaming for the big night